A funny look at the ridiculous things we say. The English language is full of phrases and sayings that make no sense, are mean, sound funny or make us sound like jerks. We tell people to "get over it" or "everything happens for a reason" when they're mourning.We tell kids "don't fall" and "work hard". We tell our friends we have better stories than they do. We say words like "antithesis" to sound smarter. We copy and paste bogus legal declarations on social media. This book is intended to be taken with a light heart. Maybe you'll find some of the things you say in this book and it will make you angry. Ask yourself why it's here and why you're angry. Maybe we have a different context, or maybe you should stop saying them.